Turns out I had a cyst up my arse (common for crohn’s patients with reduced intestinal length apparently) and it had just decided to explode. Women equate childbirth with pain, and for good reason. Sydney's trusted urogynaecologists for more than 20 years. Website for moms seeking advice, community, and entertainment. Re: Embarrasing Experience: Boy Checked By A Female Doctor by Mynd44: 7:28pm On Sep 04, 2013; Re: Embarrasing Experience: Boy Checked By A Female Doctor by Nobody: 8:07pm On Sep 04, 2013; Hahahahhahahaha so damn funny. Thought itâs a great plan, moms can attest to the fact that it doesnât always work. contributed to your own self-development? 900 year old deaf and blind doctor (okay, maybe just seemed it at the time) used cold vice like grip to see if he could squeeze it smaller before I passed out and was taken to hospital. Catheters generally stay in place, and the medical staff is used to bodily fluids. Another time whn pulling a lateshift in the pub kitchen i took out the trash and then had the most awfull elctric shock type feelin but prolonged like i was being tazerd in the heart’ this happens again later and i am convinced its a heart attack the missus rushes me to AE and we have a cardio , turns out to be a muscle in spasm nothing drastic and about 2.00 am igo home embarrased at waisting the hospitals time , I now live in france with no NHS god i miss it its bloody brilliant and you all need to fight like hell to keep it. Firstly, this hospital has excellent equipment, and the very best radiologists/doctors, who have a huge amount of experience. These are all legitimate questions, and nurses and doctors expect them and should respond kindly. I couldn’t face going back into the waiting room so I just leaned on a trolley till this Darren guy came out. The Office US/Youtube Awkward situations can crop up any time, anywhere. They called Child Services because I was still a minor, and my friend called my mother. I had to take my trousers off and lie on the bed while he did the usual leg bending/twisting stuff, then the same on my front. …until ward visits when ‘glove man’ returns to fondle my balls. After one of the false alarms the grizzled and eccentric GP asked if I did any sport as it can increase the risk of a recurrence. Even more embarrassing was when she gave it back after I was getting changed out of my hospital gown. I’m not that intimate with any of my friends. Choosing a doctor, taking classes on labor, and reading about other people’s birthing experience A few years ago I spilt black tea over my crotch. While silence and screaming are common reactions, moms also report turning into potty-mouthed sailors during the most difficult parts of labor. Embarrassing moments can be hard to avoid. Published Nov 11, 2016 . However, the ideal situation rarely presents itself. don’t think sexy thoughts!!!! My doctor administers an enema at every physical. Itâs a natural instinct since labor is work, and we tend to like to do the hardest work in our most comfortable state of being. In my mid 40’s I had to be circumcised. The men trying to talk these moms into their prior wishes suffer the brunt of their frustrations. After that, an examination is performed each two to four hours to assess progress. However, it can be hard for a new mom to admit she has these concerns when a new baby has just been thrust into her arms. I’d then spent a fair bit of time lying in my own blood, vomited all over the radiographer, been stitched-up down the back of my leg while unable to be moved, then left to fester overnight. I was only booked in for one x-ray, and he commented that about bloody drunken stoned backpackers not following the instructions for the meds and not taking care of myself. I’m sure a nurse had to remove my panties and butt plug. Join me in a collective Ahhhhh!!!!! ð¯, I was hoping for a photo of a mans head trapped inside the end of a willy, GP sends me to A&E because of a painfully swollen right nut. Oh the joys, You could have powered a city with the thermal heat I was giving off in utter embarassment. Let us help you get rolling over the hills and far away, Julbo Rush Photochromic Glasses Reviewed and Recommended, 2021 Team News: Theo Galy Signs For Sunn French Connexion Racing, 2021 Team News: Mariana Salazar becomes a privateer with Dorval support, 2021 Team News: Becci Skelton and Rocky Mountain part ways, This topic has 48 replies, 41 voices, and was last updated. Lifestyle. The disorientation of not being able to lift a leg or bend a toe is emotionally taxing, and panic is the usual response. Updated Mar 2, 2020 | Posted Feb 19, 2014. There is an even more significant chance that those who have C-sections will struggle with vomiting after the surgery. But I will get my brother back. A total of N = 165 patients (n = 47 SP, n = 118 MDD) and n = 119 controls were included. Now indulge in a bit of schadenfreude as you read the below embarrassing stories from other people’s lives. Laugh/shudder along. Doctor gave me a load of anti clap antibiotics to take, and asked me to go and crack one off in a cup, I explained that there wouldn’t be much as that is how I had found out and I was told to return tomorrow. One day when I was doing that I got into a car accident. Helping baby learn to latch and eat early are important, and the ideal situation is for a mom to have a quiet, peaceful place to learn to nurse her child. Babies wait for no one, though, and women have found themselves spread eagle in the stirrups without having the opportunity to perform the desired amount of grooming. Proper MacGuyver stuff!! 2 Describe a situation in which you had significant responsibility and what you learned from it. While the doctor is examining a woman for dilation, water can splash them. Changing into a paper-thin hospital gown, hoisting feet up into stirrups and being probed vaginally with a speculum is, to say the least, an unpleasant experience. But that was until recently, when I needed a prostate check. The excruciating pain that causes one mom to grit her teeth and cry causes a different sensation in another mom. I’ve just sprained or broken my foot so I’ll post again later today…, More recently, not so much embarrassing as a little unexpected, I was seeing a rheumatology consultant for back problems. The most embarrassing moment is not mine but my dear husband's. Then he says we have a young student doctor hete do you mind if she examines you as it will help her training. When he’d finished he told me I could put my trousers back on, then patted me a couple of times on the arse! It was a mixed feeling – the relief of pressure and disappearance of pain was immediate – I felt like a new man!!! 2 Comments. The good part of receiving an epidural or spinal is not being able to feel the lower half of the body while a person is coming out of it. After I gave birth to my daughter the nurse comes to me and gives me two shots. Anything that is a pre-existing condition will have a 12-month waiting period. I am not the type of person that gets naked with intention. Embarrassing stories at the Hospital PrincessAyzha 1 child; Virginia 581 posts . All fairly straight forward until I get a new very atractive lady with a lovely voice and beautiful lips. Day or so later nurse comes to remove packing with the medical (I hope) equivalent of molegrips and stilsons. I spank him usually erotically but sometimes as punishment. But i haven’t got an erection, I protested. A small, old, foreign fella. “I'm normally not one to fear a visit to the doctor's office, most likely due to me pursuing a career as one myself. Others many not have known they were hurting anyone in the moment because of the effects of medication and the emotional turmoil associated with delivering a child. I agree it's very embarrassing, especially running to the bathroom. Most stories of weird behavior are funny in hindsight, and moms should understand their reactions do not make them weak. There should be a special category of embarrassing shit that happens at work from ages 18-30, where you alone suffer. I love them gynecologists bro!! I look away to my left. Adrian is a Visiting Dermatologist to the Royal North Shore Hospital and a Clinical Trials director at Central Sydney Dermatology, Macquarie Street. If the catheter is inserted correctly, it should stay in no matter what goes on during labor. The story describes Jim's entrance physical exam as it is given by a female doctor and nurse. From that moment on, I never again wondered why when you call your insurance company or Doctor they say if this is an emergency hang up and call 911. The Content on this Site is presented in a summary fashion, and is intended to be used for educational and entertainment purposes only. Re: Embarrasing Experience: Boy Checked By A Female Doctor … a stuck foreskin then?? Women spend many hours thinking about and planning for the experience they will have when giving birth. When they arrive at the hospital, excited and ready, theyâre ushered to a room where monitors are placed on their bellies. Page 1 of 2 - embarrassing hospital visits - posted in Illness or Injury: Heres mine I was about 10 and I slipped backwards getting out of the bath and I landed on a bath toy just above my arsehole so basically it really hurt didnt think anything of it until my mum said I was loosing a lot of blood. But during an STI check (nothing suspected or found I hasten to add). FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I . hehe . Because of this we're always on edge when we're with our doctor, which may lead to some awkward situations. Things you dont want pretty ladies to say when their hand is in your pants!!! Add to these feelings the fact that breastfeeding and early bonding can be more difficult for women who had C-sections, and moms can feel like theyâre doing the parenting job wrong before they even take baby home. Going to the gynecologist for a … This means the pushing stage is when these accidents usually occur. I woke up after in my hospital room and was very groggy because of the medicines. The folks over at CafeMom asked their readers and members of their on-line community to share the funniest reasons why their kids were taken to the ER. End up seeing cancer specialist in hospital, blood tests all normal all fine he says. PTA career overview when working in a hospital. I was rushed into the hospital. However, moms feel exposed enough during labor, and it can be hard to feel exposed and not physically attractive at the same time, especially when a bunch of strangers are probing around our private parts. Nurses Relations. Most embarrassing one for me was my last smear test – it ended up with a third senior nurse imparting pearls of wisdom about how to find the cervix to two younger nurses that had spent the previous 20 minutes trying to locate mine…. NOW!!!! I … Women spend many hours thinking about and planning for the experience they will have when giving birth. I realized a few days later what the blue cap was. I think there is a perfect storm going on; smells lovely, even her breath(a mildly erotic thing in itself),soft voice is right in my ear that practically tickles. I spent 3.5 months in traction when I was 17, to pee in you had these cardboard bottles beside the bed. Shaving legs and getting a nice wax are on some pregnant womenâs to-do list. 15 Embarrassing Hospital Room Stories. Though it may be embarrassing, thereâs nothing that can be done to stop these occurrences, and due to epidurals, we may not even know that itâs happening. Obviously I decided not to heed her instructions and went straight to the bottle shop as it was Friday night, and got into my usual routine of drinking and smoking. I share my Physical Therapist Assistant embarrassing hospital experience and also give you an idea of what to expect when working in a hospital. I forgot to lock the door. These accidents are common, and nurses and doctors have seen it all. After keyhole surgery went very wrong I woke up in intensive with a catheter fitted. Newsletter Settings, Viewing 40 posts - 1 through 40 (of 49 total), Your most embarrassing medical / Doctor visits, Premier Partners for Singletrack issues & exclusive subscriber perks, Metcheck MTB Weather Forecasts At A Glance, Singletrack Cycle Of Good Inner Tube Belt, Singletrack Lockdown 2020 426ml Coffee Mug, New To Cycling? Moms who chose medicated births may ask their nurses and doctors the same questions repeatedly, such as: When will I be able to feel my legs again? On arriving at the burns unit an older female nurse ordered me to drop my trousers and leave them with my dignity next to the door. With social calendars at a peak, many of us dread that one embarrassing encounter: cold sores, the annoying plus one accompanying you everywhere uninvited. The lovely nurse said “don’t worry, but yes that’s going where you think it is”. Updated Mar 2, 2020 | Posted Feb 19, 2014. She said one was pitocin and I forget the name of the other. Doing what is safest for our babies is the most important task, so we should go to the experts if we have any doubts. Comment. Whether itâs our husbands, moms, or best friends, thereâs a chance weâre going to turn on them when things get bad. Given my somewhat baked state, the really sore toe, and the need to sit down, i tried to sit on the trolley bed that was there, only to find it shot off in one direction, and I went in the other, just as the duty nurse opened the door to let me in. Loud enough that the guy coming out of the lounge stopped, looked and said something about it not sounding good. She was probably right. Most claim their focus on getting through the contractions is what made them unable to stop, even when it was obvious someone else was suffering. Tell us about your embarrassing sex stories in the comments below! Cue to the most embarrassing visit to a Doctor EVER, followed by a visit to the local urology unit where 2 young nurses had the pleasure of basically lubing and pulling it back into place! Stories of birth tend to sound like this: best case scenario is we keep our upper half covered and only have people dealing with our nudity down under; worst case scenario is we are completely nude squatting on the floor while doctors, nurses, and interns make their way in and out of our hospital room. Living in a small town meant the radiographer on duty when I had to get my possibly twisted plums ultrasounded was a good friend of my wifes. I have a number but the one that still makes me cringe was when I was about 13 – 14. Sep 5, 2016 9 min read. Five embarrassing incidents of nakedness. Sep 28th '08. Dustin: YES!! Female nurses came in to clean me up a bit about mid-day the following day. When they came to remove it for some reason they couldn’t totally deflate the balloon, so ended up pulling the thing out of my todger. As I walked into the bathroom to go and get a shower, something caught my attention out of the corner of my eye, it was a small Japanese man having a poo sat on the toilet. Moms attest to the fact that this gives the amniotic sac plenty of places, and people, to spill on. I was so nervous that they had to give me sedatives when I saw my parents at the hospital… This startled me, I slipped on some wet floor, and whacked my toe off the wall with a crack and a bang. Having been married (and now divorcing) a nurse, I can tell you there isn’t anything sexy in the slightest about the profession! Learn from each situation. I scream, the right side with the two ton bollock! It was so embarrassing!” -Shelby Mills, Seminole State College sophomore. Not so embarrassing really, just difficult to sit down for a few weeks. By chubbydiapergirl Watch. As I raced down the corridor with my 18 year old Dutch girlfriend watching, oh yes those were the days, I swung my right foot into the back of the crutch with considerable force and there was a very loud crack. While it may be mortifying for the mom, it makes for a great story, and itâs important to understand that everyone handles pain and stress differently. I’m sat there taken care of business when I have a sensation I haven’t felt for a while, peeing, quickly followed by pain as my dick started to inflate like a balloon. However when it came to the examination she said “shall I get the nurse ( who was young and pretty) to be a chaperone?” Hmm let me think… Be humiliated by one female doc or be humiliated by a female doc with an attractive nurse watching?? Learn from these people so you don't embarrass yourself the next time you go to the doctors. Cussing might just be the stress release some moms need to make it through the daunting task of labor. She spanked him on his flowered panties then pulled them … Two days later, while having a relaxing morning pull, my man juice came out brown. I know I'm completely exposed, but at least I don't see her giving them to me. The med tech there asked this dude for his semen for a sperm count. He immortalized my humalting public experience on film. I’d been out riding all day in hot weather, gone climbing in the evening with a road-ride up and down to the crag when I had the accident on the way back to the resort. These people here have experienced the most embarrassing moments ever in front of a doctor. Providing a clinical response is the best way to handle situations related to bodily functions. These people here have experienced the most embarrassing moments ever in front of a doctor. Low cut tops, stockings the works (okay, again maybe an over active 14 year old mind). The cold air from the AC. Even the sweetest woman on earth knows a cuss word or two, and thatâs never more apparent than during childbirth. See a urologist if the semen is reddish or brown, or if you experience other symptoms. However, the nurses can improve. To be honest it wasn’t as embarrassing as it could of been as I wax in so much pain I wasn’t to bothered about a succession of people having a good look at my old man. Great sport was putting a few holes in the bottom of them. In the case of C-sections, the surgery and anesthesia are to blame. If this kind of exposure causes embarrassment, itâs more than fair to ask for privacy. Holding both hands around it trying to stop it getting and wider than the small football it now resembled I couldn’t pull the emergency alarm cord for help. 1. It’s safe to say that I was not a bouquet of flowers even at this point. The vulnerable feeling pain causes kicks in, and itâs hard not to feel self-conscious. Moms wait for the contractions to start before heading to the hospital to prepare to meet their child. 11 Of The Most Embarrassing And Awkward Stories From The Gyno’s Stirrups. He then asks them all to fondle my balls and tell him what they think. Thereâs a reason people say there is no modesty after childbirth. One night when I was drunk at my friends house I had thought I had a yeast infection. and back to the ward. NOT a good look, especially as the female doctor turns to greet you and shakes your hand – courtesies of going private, i guess). albeit a filthy one with arse juice pouring out of his rectum!! turned out to be a female doc, but a late middle aged woman of little attraction so not a massive amount of embarrassment there. Now Grapefruit vs Plum. I’ve been peeing myself laughing ð ð ð. Whether it was a one-night stand gone wrong or … Almost everyone we know has a hilarious, embarrassing or downright awful sex story up their sleeve. And yet, the inevitability of an embarrassing moment here and there does nothing to offset the icky shameful feelings it can induce. Knowing that’s the room I needed I looked at the clock, saw it was my appointment time so went to the room. See a urologist if the semen is reddish or brown, or if you experience other symptoms. Pain leaves us vulnerable and irritated, two emotions that are shown to affect our behavior. However, forgetting those hilariously embarrassing and awkward times isn’t that easy, particularly when those slips are immortalized on social media. Damn they were professional but I don’t think the third one appreciated my contribution :-O. I had to gets several jags at once for a trip to Africa, so after she’d used up both arms the nurse said she’d need to put the next one in my bum so could I kindly lower my trousers. Choosing a doctor, taking classes on labor, and reading about other peopleâs birthing experience. When told I cycled a lot, he just replied “Oh, for gods sake, you might as well just sit on a bloody razor blade and have done with it!”. Some women have been asked to be quieter since their language and sounds were scaring other women trying to deliver their children on the same floor. Managed to get in the house and phoned NHS 24 who told me to go to A&E. Jan 29, 2016 Rating: Embarrassing by: Anonymous What a horrible experience. Got a letter without being seen (as had a regular bum doctor from the previous surgeries) and was sitting in the car waiting for the wife to pick up my prescription from the town chemist when I felt a sort of pop, and then a very warm, wet sensation in my arse region. Here are the top 12 most embarrassing work stories we heard. 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